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I can show off my wit in the safety of my apartment.I can see if she’s deep and cool, by asking her questions like “What is your favorite movie?Some lesbians can take shot after shot of tequila, and somehow, manage to not even blackout and make a fool of themselves.Some lesbians can last until two am without falling over or breaking a heel or loudly telling off their ex in front of a large crowd.They just twist their bendable hips to the beat of the music and seductively lock eyes with a gorgeous girl creature from across the bar, and BAM!Suddenly they’re making out, hands all tangled up in each other’s hair, grinding into each other’s bodies, without ever having exchanged a single word.So don’t worry if you can’t play with them I know you’ve probably seen the “SNL” skit making fun of the lesbians of Cherry Grove, but let me tell you, babes: That’s not the Cherry Grove I know!The Cherry Grove I know is a helluva lot more fun and sexy.
A lesbian with a healthy, adopted pet is the kind of lesbian you want to date at this stage of your life, babe.Let’s share the love, so all the young lesbian nerds out there know that they’re not screwed in the dating department just because they suck at dancing and start slurring after their first glass of wine.Let’s let the queer youth know that there are unexpected places to meet lesbians, that aren’t clubs.I don’t know how to have nightclub conversations, either. I’ll start talking about mass incarceration or casually mention that my high dosage of Lexapro is killing my sex drive or something equally as uncomfortable and depressing, which just ends up bumming everyone out.
People don’t want to be bummed out at the club, I’ve learned.
There are creative, artistic lesbians who paint and get up early to catch the sunrise.