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The French are known for being snooty, and yet this guy takes that into consideration and pokes fun at it.
He has a great sense of humor and comes off as goofy but real.
He starts off his profile by being humorous and even a bit on the mysterious side. I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.
Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.
He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.
He has a whimsical side and women always respond well to that—it allows them to fantasize.
If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.
I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.
When he describes what he enjoys, he does it in a way that the vision is clear. sense of style, the ability to run in heels, a spark in her eye, and a killer smile.
One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.